Monday, July 26, 2021

The Doctor Isn't Really In

A drawing of a doctor

Long ago, while a grade-schooler in Kokomo, Indiana, I recall drawing a picture of a doctor, possibly a surgeon, operating on someone. At the time, I thought it would be fun to be a doctor. Later I realized I didn't want to be a doctor, I just liked to draw doctors operating on people! (I grew out of that.)  I also went through a phase where I thought it would be cool to be a botanist. But no, I just liked drawing plants.

Being an artist and designer has given me many opportunities to meet amazing people, doing cool things. I have been able to temporarily work alongside smart, accomplished people, without the hassle of actually learning what they learned. 

Wednesday, July 07, 2021

Shoe House: A Seller's Market

A shoe house for sale 

If you really wanted to live in a shoe, several questions come to mind.

  • Where would you get one to fit?
  • Are they available in new and used?
  • Are they available in various widths?
  • How do you prevent dampness, odor, and athlete's foot?
  • Do they come in pairs? Or are they randomly available like mystery shoes on the side of the road?

Tuesday, June 01, 2021

(A)pple (b)ird: A Little Bit of Nonsense, All in One Drawing

Black bird sitting on an apple

A good definition of creativity is the combining of unrelated things to make something new. Sometimes those combinations can lead to amazing inventions, like airplanes, space ships, the internet, or heart transplants. Other times they can result in a picture of a blackbird sitting on an apple. (Some inventions are not as amazing as others.)

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Multilingual Chicken

A chicken and three eggs

In high school I took two years of French. You may not be surprised to know that I don't remember any of it. I'm not sure if the class was too difficult, I was slacker, or my friend Eric was making me laugh (I think he was there).

I do recall the French word for egg: oeuf. It was easy to remember, because I imagine that's the sound a chicken makes when laying an egg. Apparently chickens speak French.

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

A Ferocious Bear

A bear

As you can see, this is a ferocious bear. You can can tell by the long, terrible toenails on his feet. Ignore for a moment his slight smile, his jolly roundness, and his alarmingly bulging eyes. Be afraid!

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Out for a Drive

Guy driving a convertible

I have never owned a convertible. I have never even had a car with a sunroof. I view my car as my spaceship. Every weekday morning I seal myself in, strap on my seat belt, and take off for work. 

I like to be encased in steel, with some sound-proofing to cut road noise because I spend my commute listening to books or music. 

I think driving a convertible would be noisy. I could get a sunburn on my head. I could get soaked from rain. I could get smacked with bugs or crazy birds. 

But this guy seems to be enjoying himself.

Saturday, March 06, 2021

How to Name a Dog

A picture of a dog with dog food in a dish

In the summer of 1970 or so, our family moved into a house on a corner in Chillicothe, Ohio*. One day we visited the house of a friend who had a spare doghouse, with no dog in residence. I don't remember anything about the house we were visiting, but I clearly remember the doghouse. It was a well-built, small house, clad with white quality aluminum siding. Above the front doorway was the name Pepper. It was a premium home for a medium sized dog. 

We didn't have a dog, but we took the house home with us anyway. It didn't stay empty for long (that would have been silly). Soon we acquired a female beagle-mix puppy. 

Coincidentally, her name was Pepper! (Not really, we just didn't want to change the name on the house.)

Pepper was full of energy. She quickly scored points with dad by chewing up his work shoes. She loved taking walks, nearly choking herself into unconsciousness, straining at her leash to chase anything that moved. When alone, Pepper would entertain herself by digging holes in the yard, and tossing her empty dish straight into the sky to see how high it would fly. She was also really good at howling. For naps, she liked to sleep on her roof, just like Snoopy.

Pepper was a great dog, but sadly, the house lasted longer than she did.

Note:  Pepper didn't look anything like the dog pictured above.

*In a previous edition I said Kokomo, Indiana, but that was incorrect. It was a long time ago.